i pretend i dont care but deep down i really still dont care
(Source: delicatelydebonair, via comedyismymajor)
DON’T MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE’S PHYSICAL APPEARANCE OK IT HURTS THEIR FEELINGS AND MAKES THEM INSECURE DON’T MAKE FUN OF ANYONE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
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oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL
CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING
(via s-e-c-r-e-t-i-v-e)
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
(via s-e-c-r-e-t-i-v-e)
when i was younger i was in mcdonalds and i had my tamagotchi with me and i was playing with it and there was another girl about my age with a tamagotchi too and we kept looking over to eachother and after a while she went to the bathroom and i followed a few minutes after and she had been waiting for me and we connected our tamagotchis and we made them have tamababies and it was the most scandalous thing i have ever done in my life to this day
(via s-e-c-r-e-t-i-v-e)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via s-e-c-r-e-t-i-v-e)
